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Movie Expedition Team Annoyed They Only Getting Briefed On Mission Right Before Parachuting Onto Hostile Island
Headlines & Articles
There are so many of these!! Here's a wee sample of some of my one-liners.
McSweeney's Internet Tendency
The Daily Dot
The Belladonna Comedy
I contributed dozens of joke cards to the site for a few years. Here are just a couple I like best.